Tie a rather tight knot onto your Basketball shorts (or what ever your wearing to lounge around the house) and just go and ask for some help..
Prepare your dik for exposure that is not too upfront or else just pull the darn thing out on top of her forehead...
When you ask her for help undoing the knot have you'r phone in your hands with the rear camera recording and the screen just dim enough for you to have a rather tough time seeing the screen clearly. This is the distraction that she will see you occupied on the phone and find herself glancing directly down into your dik zone and zammmo you just flashed your dik to your mother in law you dirty rat P.O.S...
Well at least I dam done did. You let me know how this sneaky dik in the face works,!!!!!
Whip that penis out and tell her to suck it till its gone. It works everytime. Girls like it when its a surprise. Let me tell you why. When she notices your penis is out, she will be shocked at first, but she wont look away for long. Soon she would want to grab it then eventually, F*ck the living sh!t out of your penis till its dripping with blood. Good Luck!
first of all you need to talk to her that how she feels when she sees a penis
if she is little bit intrested she will tell you her feelings watch her expressions if there is some smile on her face then you you can ask her would she like to see your penis if she says yes then you can show of your dick to her
Some females may be embarrassed and run. Some females might enjoy the spur of the moment action and embrass it. Some females might slap you and call you names for insulting them. Every female is different. You should only show your penis to a girl how has agreed to see it, otherways you are commiting a criminal offence and you could end up explaining yourself to the police and your parents.
Walk right in the kitchen and put it on the table..
Take a showwer get to your room, if you know she's going to walk by leave the door cracked open, when she does happen to peek inside you are standing there with a throbing bonner.
If you want to show a girl your penis. Tell her to came to you then when your close say "do you want to see a penis'. Then show her it . And make sure she doesn't tell a cop.
No, I'd say keep it in your pants or keep it while having sex. You should not disrepect yourself in public places, or harrass her in any way.
Tell them they're hot and sexy and you love their penis. Then... spread their legs...
i was dared by here and just send her a picture of it she was happy and suprised.
so just grow some balls and go for it
Generally by removing clothes.
your mother
The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show - 1950 George's Mother-in-Law Trouble - 5.14 was released on: USA: 3 January 1955
If your brother-in-law is the brother of your wife then his mother is your mother-in-law. If your brother-in-law is the husband of your sister, his mother is not related to you but is your sister's mother-in-law.
Reshmas husbands mother is her mother in law. Rams wifes mother is his mother in law. Therefore Rams mother in law must be Reshmas husbands sister in order for her to be the daughter of Reshmas mother in law.
If (as a man) you married your sister-in-law's sister then her mother is your mother-in-law. If (as a woman) you married your sister-in-law's brother then her mother is your mother-in-law. If your sister-in-law married your brother then her mother is not your mother-in-law.
The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show - 1950 George's Mother-in-Law Trouble 5-14 was released on: USA: 3 January 1955
I would just call her my second mother
Your mother-in-law.
Your mother-in-law. Or, call her by her name.
"Polmomice" consists of "mom", or mother, inside of "police", or law; thus it can be read as "mother in law".
The Mother-In-Law, or Mother and Father-In- Law together, but Mother first.
The possessive form of the singular noun mother-in-law is mother-in-law's.example: The party is for my mother-in-law's birthday.