You can install a shower hand bidet for 7.99 dollars that will take 5 min to set up and will last for a life time. after that you will use wet wipes and after the wet wipes you will dry using toilet paper and get on with your day.
the same way guys do? that's my guess...
The best way to cook a boston butt is in the crock pot...
with toilet paper first you lick the tolietpaper to provide extra comfort on your erectum and then wipe firmly while making obscene noises
Pandas sometimes use rocks to wipe their butt on. Source: Saw a panda wipe its butt on a flat rock in the National Zoo
yes, the teacher just has to wipe it
They don't.
yes
No. They clean bedrooms.
Only if you do not wipe thoroughly.
The best way to wipe out is to do it until nothing remains.
Because it itches.
stick a sock in it