How many times do you fart in your lifetime?

Answer 1

1. My lifetime isn't over yet
2. I haven't been keeping track
3. I have no intention of keeping track

------------------------------------------------------------ The average person farts roughly 25 times a day, multiply that by a year (365 days not including leap years) which gives 9, 125 farts a year. The estimated human life span is up to about 80. So multiply 9, 125 by 80 and you get the answer which is about 730, 000, 000, 000 farts in a life time. But really it depends on what you eat and how much you fart a day. Happy tooting!