How do you fake being ill?

Updated: 9/14/2023
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Of course, the key to faking ill is preparation - 'fail to prepare and prepare to fail'.

This plan is foolproof, unless you have a very nosey parent who is likely to inspect the toilet.

The night before faking ill, fill a mug with water and tiptoe to the bathroom. Shut and if possible lock the door. Make lots of gagging and coughing noises, and as you do so, pour some of the water into the toilet. The sloshing sound of the water from the mug sounds like you are puking. If the door is shut, you will have to be louder so that you are heard. Then, make a big show of brushing your teeth and rinsing with mouthwash, as to pretend you have just been horribly sick and that now your mouth feels weird. If possible, do this twice in the night. Someone should eventually enquire 'are you being sick?' Answer humbly and feebly, like you don't want a big deal made out of it. Do the same in morning, make comments that your stomach feels awful and be very picky with your food.

For best results when fake puking, use a thicker liquid such as tinned soup, as it is sloshier.

if your trying to get out of school though, work up a sweat (splash/spray your face with water) and make sure your forehead feels hot to touch and if possible use make up or something to make your face look pale. dont make a big deal of it and look reluctant like you dont want to go home and its really disapointing you have to leave school. don't look enthusiastic or excited at any point. if you are a good actor you can act as if you find it hard to walk. Girl? fake really bad pains in your lower tummy area.


If u wanna fake ill do this:1.pretend to have a coughing fit2.don't get out of bed in the morning until your parents have to come and see Ur forehead against the faintly5.have a distant light in your eyes6.Pretend not to be hungry (sneak food if u need it )
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