i highly doubt it unless you lick a shoe covered in cyanide or arsenic or some such substance
first of all why!?!?! prolly isn't going to kill you but you are licking up everyone's dead skin and lots of other gross stuff
With a shoe!
Cause you get a shoe
yes
You get a shoe and then kill it or use chemical war fare
Shoe polish has silver nitrate in it and silver kills werewolves.
it means it is going to kill you in 2 weeks ( its tasting you )
Call Chuck Norris
If you get it to a vet immediately and get the shoe removed, chances are it might just be a little sick.
They had the same hobbies as other people.
because shoe polish kills everything go drink shoe polish next morning your mother will be making funeral arangments
spray insecticide on it, or step on it (shoe on, please)