well basically the average size is about 3 and a half hamburgers
and the length is the circumference of your left nostril. i would
say mine is about the size of 3 fries and a full salmon cut and my
length is lets say about the size of KFC. (did you know Simon
cowell goes to kfc just for a toilet break?)
If this answer is wrong please correct me as my monobrow hairs
got in the way.