Why did the chicken cross the road no really?

Answer 1

1. maybe it had sexual attractions to another chicken on the other side of the road

2. if you ask this you will be downsized publicly for racism.

3. the magnetic force that made the chicken cross the road

4. it was sick of the communism on his side of the road

5. let sleeping chickens lie

Answer 2

I'll give you a hint......

Take the F out of FREE then take theF out of WAY

What do you have left??

There's NO F IN WAY!! GET IT? YOU JUST SWORE!!LOL!!

Answer 3

First of all she didn't cross the road she was driving down the road in her Mustang GT (Black with silver stripes) and then, all of a sudden around the corner she saw Lady CluckCluck and then started debating whether she was a hen or a rooster. As she continued driving down the road she heard some rooster singing "chick chick chick oh" and realized it was Cluckin' Bieber then she thought to herself, "Oh my God he sounds like a dieing cow."So she turned her music on really loud so she wouldn't have to listen to that horrible singing, but the music was so loud that she didn't hear the sirens of the police behind her and the next thing she knew she was waking up at the hospital with her aunt Henny by her side. "Gallina your awake!" exclaimed Henny "where am I, Where's my smoothie, why can't i feel my legs!?" asked Gallina "you got in a bad car accident Gallina" after months of rehab, car repairs, and searching for the lost triple berry smoothie "What a beautiful morning, i think ill go for a drive" you'll never guess who she saw this time...Baakbaak Obama

Answer 4

Chick as in girl- She was bored of there was a hot guy on the other side Chick as bird- He was suicidal

Answer 5

He thought the elephant would step on him if he didn't.

Answer 6

Why did the chicken run across the field? Well,the only reason it ran across the field was because the coach called fowl!!Get it i meant fowl!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Apparently, i just used the question for a joke, so why did the chicken cross the road? cause it wanted to know more why chickens are delicious

Answer 8

to get to the rubber side

Answer 9

Who let out the chicken

Answer 10

because he stupid