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Chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck Norris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world

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Chuck Norris is an American martial artist and actor. He opened a chain of Martial Arts schools and competed in martial arts tournaments. He appeared in a lot of "tough guy" movies.

Chuck Norris is popular because of an ironic internet meme known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris.

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14y ago

Chuck Norris is god

list of things he can do:

swim through land

hit the car instead of getting hit by one

beat a ninja and a pirate at the same time only using a pie

do 4600 million push ups with no limbs

etc etc

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14y ago

No. Only the Incredible Hulk is invincible. Even Superman has an Achilles Heel.

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Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris, but he is too busy roundhouse kicking you to kill himself.

Actually any can kill him with a gun or knife if his camera crew isn't within about 30 feet.

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13y ago

Chuck Norris is an all-seeing, all-knowing immortal being. That's why. And he's 1/8 Cherokee Indian. But that's besides the point. Not only is he godlike and surreal, he's oober awesome, too. Liek totally fuhh realzz sonn.

Anything you can do, he can do better. He can do anything better than you. And if you deny that he can, he'll rip your head off and crap down your neck. So I wouldn't advise it.

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Because Chuck Norris created awesome.

P.S. Because he just is!

(chuck norris was here)

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i think carrot top is awesome, too. Just Because He Is Carrot Top.!!. 

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Because he is in more movies than any other midwest celebrity and it sparked much national and public interest.

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It's not really so much that he's bad... It's that he's really really GOOD.

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Cuz he feels like it

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Are You Serious ??

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