How would you know if it is cold outside?
You would see a lawyer walking with his hands in his own pockets for a change.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
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Why don't dogs speak?
Because they know their rights and won't speak without an attorney present.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q: What is wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't find them funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
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An elderly lawyer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to Heaven. He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up.
A couple of weeks after he died his wife was cleaning out the attic and saw that the money bags were still there. "That old fool," she chuckled. "I told him that we should have put the money in the basement!"
Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes. == They're not as good as blonde jokes.
Whats wrong with you
They change up lyrics to have some fun.
yes but i dont get whats wrong with that
Telling jokes means to speak jokes through conversations, but playing jokes means to perform jokes practically.
Try checking the fuse.
One can read lawyer jokes at a variety of different websites including Jokes, Jokes Gallery, and Jokes Warehouse. One can also look through joke books at one's local library.
Speeders - 2007 Lawyer Jokes was released on: USA: 10 July 2008
Lenin was a lawyer. (No one told Lawyer jokes in Russia)
A person is born of a particular race. They are not born as a lawyer. Racist jokes are offensive, and you may get sued over them. That is ironic when nobody has sued over lawyer jokes yet. Please do not give them any ideas!
By learning your craft and being a good person. My favorite joke is a lawyer joke: The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny and everyone else thinks they're not jokes.
money
whats wrong with it is it crooked or what?
Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito ?? When you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Find a new one and tell your lawyer about hisself...
whats wrong with you freak. whats wrong with you freak.
Describe whats wrong with it. does it freeze?
whats wrong with channel 7