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Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
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What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
What was the first yo mama' joke?
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
What is the worst yo mama joke in the world?
yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said i cant fix that! yo momma is so fat when she turned around people threw her a welcome back party! yo mama so fat she sat on a couch the couch said im going dooown
Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
Is yo mama an inside joke?
no
The worlds best yo mama joke?
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
What is a good 'yo mama' joke?
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
Where can you write yo mama joke?
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
What is the best yo moma joke?
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
What was the first yo mama' joke?
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
What is a great yo mamma joke?
The equation is:"Yo Mama is so..." + [fat or dumb or ugly] + [That or when] + "she..." + [insert sad attempt at humour]For example:"Yo mama is so dumb when she fell out the window she went up."
Do you know the best yo mama joke if so submit here?
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
What is the official best yo momma joke?
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate
What are some yomamma jokes?
1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy! 2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized 3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live
