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There are three kids. Bean, Harold, and Lizzy. They are on top of a building. From a friend they heard that if they say an animal and jump off the building they'll turn into it, and land safely on the ground.

Bean and Harold wonder why they brought Lizzy. She's just plain mean.

Bean goes first. LION! He turns into a lion and lands safely.

Harold goes next. FROG! He turns into a frog and lands safely.

Lizzy's last. Um, DONKEY! Lizzy splattered on the pavement. She was already a jerk.

HA HA HA HA HA! So funny right? No wrong answer. It's a terrible joke.

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Sarah, " OMG! That girl just left him for a person with more money. That means that she's a GOLD DIGGER!" Lucy, "THAT NOSE PICKER!" Sarah, " No Lucy. A Gold Digger is someone who only likes a person for their money..." Lucy, " OH! That nose picker..." Sarah, "UGGHHH! GOLD DIGGER!" Lucy, " I bet she's both!"

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your in a room with metal walls no doors no windows only a table and mirror how do you get out ?

you look in the mirror see what you saw you take out the saw cut the table in have 2 haves make a whole you jump throw the hole

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You can definitely find used rear projection televisions. however, new rear projection televisions are no longer made.

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