From googling its either not wiping good enough and the "Klingons" cause the itch or could be a sign of a hemmeroid(s). I have this issue and so did my friend and his turned out to be hemmeroids, so now I'm worried.
Ask your doctor. It could simply be dirty, or you may be using soap you are allergic to.
a flame of any kind really or a hot frying pan, maybe anything metal thats been heater in the oven for a while. a lighter is quite effective
check for herpes
My guess would be hemeroids
From there butt hole.
No!
You see when you go poop it goes down a hole (called the sewer). Then the hole goes somewhere, where it goes into sprinklers then it is gone and recycled.
Sloths go to the ground to urinate, and they defecate (poop) once a week in a hole in the ground.
It might have a bladder infection.
From there butt hole.
Feces come out of your anus (butt hole). Something is really wrong if it is coming from the vagina.
Your butt hole stretches.
Then you lick your butt hole
the poop comes out there butt hole daaaaaaah and the pee comes out there privte part you retard
Exactly what it says it is.
It just appears that way because it expands
poop was discovered when cave mens butts hurt and they pulled whatever they wore down and pushed the poop out of there butt hole and tasted the poop but they spit it out because it was nasty but healthy for you and that's how poop was discovered
Well after you eat food it goes to your stomach then gos to your intestines. after the nutrients are sucked out of your food then it gos to your large intestine. there, it dries out and turns into poop. then it gos out your rectum (butt hole)(ass hole).
Well you will think u have to fart but u squirt it out with your butt hole P.s. you will have to have a Medicean squirt thingy and put water in it and squirt.
it is a hemorroid
poop