What are yo mama jokes?

Answer 1

A joke starting with [yo mama]. But this is very insulting toward mothers.

Examples:

Yo mama so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles fell down!

Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and all the whales started singing 'we are family!'

Answer 2

Yo mama jokes are jokes with a certain format that begin with the phrase, "Yo mama be like..." Yo Mama is slang for your mother, so they all describe a female and frequently a loose living female. Frequently they are insulting. To say, "Yo Mama," to a black person is considered an insult." One boy starts the game by starting out, "Yo Mama be like..." after he has finished his insult, another says, "Yo Mama be like..." The object is to see who can dish out the most insults. It would be something like, "Yo mama be so fat, he dress be a circus tent." Or, "Yo momma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to get to the other side!"
Yo Mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mamma so fat, she looks at the menu and says "ok "

Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger flew outta Washington's nose.

Answer 3

Yo mama so stupid she put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so ugly that goldfish crackers didn't smiled back at her

Yo mama so stupid that when she shoved batteries up her butt she thought she had the power!

Yo mama so fat she got baptized in the Atlantic Ocean

Yo mama is so stupid when she stop by a STOP sign she waited for it to say GO!

Yo mama so stupid that when she made a typo on the computer she had use white out on the screen

Answer 4

Here are some good ones! BTW, I am not saying these to you.

1. Your mama is so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on the bathroom scale!

2. Your mama is so fat that when she puts on her rain jacket and goes out side people yell taxi!

3. Your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

4. Your mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

5. Your mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

6. Your mama is so stupid she tried to drowing a fish!

7. Someone said your mama was fat, I tried not to laugh but the floor was crackin' up!

8. Your mama is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind!

Answer 5

Yo mama is so fat that she went swimming in the ocean and the whales sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama is so fat that she played ring around the rosy with the planets.

Yo mama is so dumb that she traded her car in for gas money.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology to the condom factory.

Answer 6

1. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
2. yo mama's so fat, when aliens came to invade earth, they thought that she was another planet.
3. Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks!
4. Yo mama's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book LOL
5. yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, and missed.
6. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.
7. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.
8. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of junk got in her bathroom.
9. Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
10. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow. I cant believe its not butter!
11. Yo mama is so cheap I saw her chasing a garbage truck with a grocery list.
12. Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
13. Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"
14. Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.
15. Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!
16. Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.
17. Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
18. Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said one at a time please.
19. Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
20. yo mama is so fat she put on a yellow shirt walked out the door and everyone said school bus
21. Yo mama is so fat that she does not fit in this joke!
22. Yo mama is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.
23. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the school wearing a yellow trench coat, the kids said," Look it's the school bus!"
24. yo mama is so fat to get her through the door you have to grees it and but cookies on the other side!
25. yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said no more than 1000 pounds aloud
26. yo mama is so greasy she spits butter.
27. yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon for bandages
28. yo mama is so hairy even Bigfoot is taking pictures .
29. yo mama is so hairy she only speaks wookie .
30. Yo mama is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rug burn!
31. Yo mama is so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of wine cooler.
32. Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'
33. Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
34. Yo mama is so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
35. Yo mama is so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her what she was doing she said moving.
36. Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
38. Yo mama is so stupid, that when her husband came in and said it's chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.
39. yo mama is so stupid I said it was chilly outside and she brought out a bowl and spoon.
40. Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
41. Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check, at the dollar store.
42. yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a see through wall to see what was on the other side .
43. yo mama is so stupid she got locked out of a motorcycle.
44. Yo mama is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door; invented a wheelchair with pedals; or she put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and she drowned
45. yo mama is so stupid she thought cheerios was donut seeds
46. Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
47. yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.
48. Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
49. yo mama is so stupid when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose she hid her Fruit Loops.
50. Yo mama is so ugly, fat and hairy that whenever she walks down the street people mistake her as King Kong.
51. Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!
52. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
53. Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said, 'sorry, no professionals allowed!'
54. yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a strip joint.... they pay her to keep her clothes on. nah!
55. Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind
56. Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
57. yo mama so dumb she sits on the .t.v. and watches the couch.
58. Yo mama so fat, on the scale, like Duracell, it kept going, and going, and going.
59. Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.
60. Yo Mama so fat, the only way to get through the door is to put butter on it and hold a candy bar on the other side.
61. Yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light, she rolled over.
62. Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"
63. Yo Mama so fat, when she puts on her yellow raincoat people start yelling "TAXI"
64. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."
65. Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!
66. yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
67. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
68. Yo mama so fat she caused the earthquake of Japan!
69. Yo mama so fat she found cheats for WII FIT!
70. Yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld.
71. Yo mama so fat she got her own gravitational pull.
72. Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zone
73. Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
74. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
75. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!
76. yo mama so fat she scares politics
77. Yo mama so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquake
78. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
79. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and saw her phone number
80. Yo mama so fat she went to the fair and people tried to ride her
81. Yo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"
82. Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyone
83. Yo mama so fat that when she wears a raincoat, she looks like a school bus!
84. Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said one at a time please.
85. Yo mama so fat when she joined the army the general said good another tank.
86. Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world she got baptized.
87. Yo mama so fat you have to put a doughnut in front of the door to get her through.
88. Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.
89. Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down
90. Yo mama so old and hairy you can't see her in the snow.
91. yo mama so old that her licence says expired
92. yo mama so old that she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
93. Yo mama so poor, i threw a rock at a rubbish bin and she said "WHO KNOCKED?"
94. Yo mama so poor, she was in KMart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, 'What ya doin'? She said, 'Buying luggage.'
95. Yo mama so poor, u go into her house, stepped on a cigarette and she says "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER?"
96. Yo mama so poor, u go into her house and see her waving an iceblock and you ask whatcha doin? and she says "using my air conditioner!"
97. yo mama so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can so i asked what are you doing and she said, moving.
98. Yo mama so poor I walked into her house an stepped on a skateboard she said hey stop moving my couch.
99. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
100. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
101. Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.
102. Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.
103. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."
104. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."
105. Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.
106. Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.
107. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
108. Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire.
109. Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.
110. Yo mama so stupid, she told this joke.
111. Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.
112. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
113. Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydration
114. Yo mama so stupid, when she went to an M&M concert, she shouted out: GO SKITTLES, GO SKITTLES!
115. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!"
116. Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
117. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
118. Yo mama so stupid she looked up in the rain and drown.
119. Yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in the parking machine and wasted a hour waiting on a gumball to fall out.
120. yo mama so stupid she put money in a ATM and said where's my gumball?
121. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
122. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
123. Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.
124. yo mama so stupid when she got locked in the furniture store she slept on the floor
125. yo mama so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back!
126. Yo mama so ugly, she almost makes you look pretty!
127. Yo mama so ugly, she came out of the pet store and the alarm went off
128. Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
129. Yo mama so ugly, she makes trash look cute!
130. Yo mama so ugly, she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job application
131. Yo mama so ugly, the mirror refused to reflect her image.
132. Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
133. yo mama so ugly everyone went as her for halloween.
134. Yo mama so ugly she made a giant squid cry.
135. yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
136. Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"
137. yo mama so ugly that when she walks into a bank they turn the camera's off
138. Yo mama so ugly when she left her house, everyone thought the zombie outbreak had come.
139. Yo momma's birth certificate was an apology from the condom store
140. Yo momma's so cheap she needed coupons to the dollar store.
141. Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!
142. Yo momma is so dumb i told her 'Christmas is just around the corner' and the she went looking for it.
143. Yo momma is so ugly yo grandparents fed her with a slingshot
144. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is expired
145. Yo momma so old she still owes jesus a penny.
146. Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and wasted 1 hour waiting 4 a gumball to fall out

Answer 7

YO MOMMA SO STUPID

* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks you're funny.

* Yo mama's so stupid when you asked for a colored TV, she asked "What color?"

* Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

* Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign,

she went home and got 16 friends

* Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up

her mind

* Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

* Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

* Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

* Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

* Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

* Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

*yo momma so stupid she stared at the juice carton for three hours cause it said concentrate.

* Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

* Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

* Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write

below the dotted line she put "O.K."

* Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

* Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

* Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

* Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

* Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked,

"M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

* Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

* Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at

McDonalds!

* Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

* Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22

twice instead.

* Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

* Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

* Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

* Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.

* Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

YO MOMMA SO FAT

* Yo mama's so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the ocean.

* Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized in Sea World.

* Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was

backing up

* Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

* Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

* Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for

the new world

* Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free

Willy

* Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says

"okay!"

* Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

* Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

* Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

* Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

* Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE

HOUSE!

* Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

* Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

* Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

* Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

* Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her Liposuction!

* Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

* Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

* Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

* Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

* Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

* Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

* Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

* Yo momma so fat that when she hauls you-know-what, she has to make two trips!

* Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

* Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

* Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

* Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

* Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on

theother side just to get her through

* Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they

have to install speed bumps.

* Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite

pictures

* Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her

waist they spelled out boulevard.

* Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

* Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the

green arrow!

* Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch

marks.

* Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her

farts!!!

* Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because

we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

*Yo momma so fat she went into in and out but couldn't get out.

YO MOMMA SO OLD

* Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

* Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!

* Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the

switch'

* Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

* Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

* Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

* Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

* Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

* Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

* Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

* Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and

said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

* Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

YO MAMA IS SO POOR

* Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked

her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

* Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

* Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's

fingers!

* Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

* Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

* Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

* Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,

"What ya doing?" She said, "Buying luggage."

* Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.

* Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money

* Yo momma so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY

* Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no

professionals."

* Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

* Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

* Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for

Star Wars.

* Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,

they put it around her neck

* Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

* Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the

surveillence cameras

* Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the

dogs to play with her.

* Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

* Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

* Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

* Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12

hours... for a quote!

* Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

* Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life

* Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

* Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try

to bury her.

* Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

* Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

* Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he

doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

*yo momma so ugly that when she looked into the mirror....it cracked!!

*yo mamma so uncordinated she threw a rock at the floor and missed!

*yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!

*yo mamma is so ugly they had to put a metal box over her head but it broke then they taped dollar bills to her face the presidents on them ran away!
Yo mama's so big even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama's too big to fit in this joke!

Yo mama's so big she uses a microwave for a beeper!

Yo mama's so fat that when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Answer 8

As many as you can make up. There is an unlimited amount of yo mama jokes.

Answer 9

There is no definite answer to that question. If you want to know some, then just use the internet.