I was told that birds often attack their own reflection (leaving traces of poop behind) and that placing opaque shower caps over the side-view mirrors may eliminate some reflective surface.
You could also build a garage or car port. That would keep the snow and ice off as well.
Youse a Damp Cloth should get it of better than liking it of
LOL
Stay with the car, cover it, or build an auto-targeting kilowatt laser.
Close the shed and seal the eves so they cant get in.
You need to scrape it off
park in a garage.
Cut off any tree branches that are over or near the window.
One way to have birds to stop pooping there is to make sure to remove all bird feeders in your area. You also don't want to put a lot of trees in the area of your verandah.
kill them
Who can stop you from show the world from you pooping in front of a camera. It may be classified as porn though.
yeah kill it
Because u have to get it out of your system
tell your poo to toughen up?
If you leave a horse in a stall for any amount of time you cannot. Pooping is a natural action and cannot be stopped.
Stick a cork in it...
stop porn stars from pooping
stop pooping in it and it will
put bleach on your driveway
they have tried to stop erosion buy pooping in the soil it works